Category: Cold Cuts of Democracy

RFK on vaccines: the plot twist nobody asked for in the ongoing saga of “Please Don’t Make This Worse.” It’s like watching someone throw a perfectly good science textbook into a bonfire while lecturing on the art of selective memory, all while claiming they’re saving humanity. Decades of research, millions…

Trump calling in the National Guard to “help” with law enforcement is peak overkill theater. It’s like hiring a SWAT team to babysit your goldfish—dramatic, unnecessary, and just a little terrifying. Streets lined with camo-clad soldiers enforcing laws that already exist screams panic masquerading as power. It’s the kind of…